I like that sloth


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Bridget opens closet door to put something away. On the door hangs a small, stuffed sloth.

Jessica: I really like that sloth.
Bridget: What sloth?
Jessica: That one. I really like it.
Bridget: What sloth??
Jessica: It's very close to you
Bridget: Oh, that sloth. No, it's not a sloth. If anything, it's an elephant nose.
Jessica: What sloth? That is very clearly a sloth. Look at it hanging so sloth-like.
Bridget: What sloth?
Jessica: The one right here. It's hanging on the door.
Bridget (looks up): Oh, THAT sloth! I thought you were talking about the vacuum hose!

FIN.

After this conversation we made supreme egg nog pancakes. They were, to say the least, very supreme.


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